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Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

I was walking on Broadway you know and there's this incredible 
   looking Swedish girl having a cappuccino across the street 
   from Lincoln Center.  I started talking to her you know and
   she said her name was Lola - her English wasn't too good you 
   know - but we wound up spending about five hours together 
   just hanging out you know.  So we go back to my place and we 
   get high and we get really into each other man.  It was love 
   about to happen - I'm serious.  And then all of a sudden she 
   gets up and she says - she says, "Hey, I really gotta leave."
   Damn!

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There are one hundred and seventy-eight parent languages on our 
   planet with over one thousand dialects.  It's amazing we 
   communicate at all.  Languages and dialects, with this one 
   thing in common:

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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So you know I was really flipped out you know and she asked me
   if I'm angry or something.  I said of course I'm angry man this
   isn't high school or anything you know.  So I'm feeling really
   cavalier and I say ah, call me you know if you want to.  Huh,
   yeah - call me if you want to.  So she rang me up and she 
   says, "Hey!  You wanna go out?"  Huh.  Do I wanna go out?

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 Anyway - so she took me home.
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 Lola, Lola, Lola, Lola, Lola
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